The Stapler Graveyard

The Stapler Graveyard Curator returned to her desk to find Keith had gone missing and Steven had grown a pair (of teeth). Strange and suspicious times…

When the Stapler Graveyard Curator came in to work today, she discovered that the Staplers had decided to throw her a surprise party for her birthday tomorrow. Dave did not approve.

Upon coming back to her desk after a lazy lunch, the Stapler Graveyard Curator was dismayed to find that Dave had eaten an innocent bystander. 

Wouldn’t it be brilliant, thought the curator of the Stapler Graveyard, if my staplers had eyes. The look like a little gang, all sitting there. Let’s bring them to life.

Once upon a time, there was a stapler graveyard… a collection of staplers lacking purpose due to a staple shortage in the office.